Which One Of These Do I Have To Spill Water On To Make People Irrationally Start Buying $FB

Those eighteen words got a founder and I kicked off of the trading floor of the NYSE earlier this evening. Because, as we shuffed out of the Girls Who Code event held there earlier tonight, we looked at the jumble of computers and stock tickers on the first floor of 18 Bond Street and exclaimed in awe, "So this is where it all goes down, huh?" And of course, because we're tech people and troublemakers we're like, "So how does it work?" specifically joking, in light of all the recent tech stock c...